We’re handing these out for free before the newsreel starts.
According to the shamans huddled around the firepit of the Pocket Tactics Animism Centre and Ventriloquy School high atop Mount Hexmap, the time has come for the annual Awards Fortnight.
As we did in 2012 and 2013, we’ll spend the next two weeks making a very important, completely objective and unassailably uncorrupt list of the very mobile best games of 2014. I have personally overseen the enchantments that have removed any trace of bias, subjectivity, personal sense of identity, notions of independence and other maladies from the staff. Let’s peruse the awards that we’ll be handing out this year.
Disappointment of the Year, 8 December
Word/Puzzle Game of the Year, 9 December
Sports Game of the Year, 10 December
Action Game of the Year, 11 December
RPG of the Year, 12 December
Adventure/Interactive Fiction Game of the Year, 15 December
Wargame of the Year, 16 December
Multiplayer Game of the Year, 17 December
Board/Card Game of the Year, 18 December
Strategy Game of the Year, 19 December
Creator of the Year, 19 December
Readers’ Choice Game of the Year, 19 December (voting starts soon)
Editors’ Choice Game of the Year, 19 December
Stay tuned for the next couple of weeks to see all of this malarky — plus your chance to vote for the Readers’ Choice Game of the Year. And maybe some blackmail pictures of Neumann that I snapped off his webcam.
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